D-Lame and The Jester James

Shots Heard blasted Dwyane Wade and Lebron James for mocking Dirk playing with a Game 4 illness. It was especially pathetic that after Wade and James did this video before Game 5, Wade ended up missing a half of Game 5 by faking a hip injury.

At least in the back of my mind, I wanted to believe that Wade saw something that made him think Dirk was faking the illness or even embellishing it.

But in a recent comments, Wade validated that he was a complete fool. Now he claims that he was really coughing and he blames the media for taking it out of context.

 D-Wade? Try D-Lame.

On an off day, following Game 5, when Dirk caught wind of their mockery he called them out (as Shots Heard did), calling them "a little childish and a little ignorant."

Try completely childish. Wade is not just the child that gets into trouble. He is the child that does something stupid right in front of your face and then says he did not do it. The dude just ain't cool and by the way the D in D-Lame does not stand for Dwyane. You can figure out what it stands for.

As for James, his well documented antics are pathetic as well. A recent story talked about him texting an anonymous player and saying 'yo it's King James.' No it's not. You're a Jester in D-Lame's court.

The whiny bunch mock Dirk and pay

Yesterday, we posted an article blasting Wade for faking an injury and sitting out a half of the biggest game (Game 5) of the WWE Basketball Finals. We were not even aware that before the game James and Wade had mocked Dirk playing sick in Game 4.

Really Wade?

You're going to mock a guy that was clearly legitimately sick? How else do you explain Dirk missing the six shos in a row possibly for the first time in his career if not months or years. The dude had been making anything and everything before that night. 

Now, I understand that the media and players often embellish their illness. To this day, I have no reason to believe that Jordan was that sick when he played in the Finals. Because frankly, if he was that sick he would not have been playing.

But there is no doubt that Dirk played a game while being under the weather. You could see it in his face. And down 2-1 in a series, Dirk was much more worried about actually winning the game than attention whoring it up.

Attention whoring is your game James and Wade. And your game is weak. Wade faked an injury (infirmity) in Game 5, the very thing he had just mocked! And then when he could not come back in the game and make a heroic comeback he decided that he had enough of that. He did not want to even worry about his pretend injury going forward.

Perhaps Wade learned a little something something from his fellow whiner, James. Last year in a game against the Bulls James tried to make his second free throw with his left hand. When he completely bricked it he spent weeks faking a right elbow injury.

In James own words, "it's nothing structural." It was merely a "funny bone" injury. Oh yea, I've had funny bone injuries and then ran around like my arm needed to be in a sling. JACKASS.

Lebron made such a joke of himself that one dude even made a twitter account mocking him:

http://twitter.com/#!/lebronselbow

And let us take time to remember this play by Wade. The dude charges into Brian Cardinal, gets right up and and makes two free throws and then acts like he got shot in the hip. JACKASS.

  
Wade and James mocked Dirk and then went out and lost Game 5. Idiots. 

The sad thing is that we've seen this show before. Wade and James celebrated their Game 2 15 point fourth quarter lead right in front of the Mavs bench and then choked away the game.



The Heat have adequately proved the adage, 'fools mock but they shall mourn.'

Bonus: The third drama queen (Bosh)